The Estados Unificados of Norim Selen is a huge, safe nation, ruled by João Cunha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 975 million Norim Selenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zulye. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Norim Selenian economy, worth 96.8 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,264 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Norim Selen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norim Selen's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norim Selen is ranked 266,451^st in the world and 4,569^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.